Geared up for Sooner Football!

Can you smell it? No, not a poopie diaper... the smell of autumn. You know that certain hint in the air that trumpets the arrival of: a new school year, changing leaves, and of course Oklahoma Football. Usually the smell is ushered in on the first cool winds of September, after Labor Day but before homecoming. This year, however, it arrived this afternoon with a cool front that ended our insane streak of 100+ degree weather. It was slight, but there is no mistaking it's proclamation.
And just in time to enjoy the fall, Nenaw sent Lily this new Laz-Y-Boy kiddy chair known as a "Bumbo" that is perfect for lounging around, throwing back a few milkskies, gnawing on a few pretzel shaped teething biscuits, and downing a couple of jars of Gerber "dogs with mustard and relish" goo.
We have secretly wired the chair to emit warm waves of therapeutic massage-like sensations when the Sooners are on television. We have also rigged a slight electrical charge that will emit twinges of discomfort when Oklahoma State or any team from Texas comes on the big screen. (We also up the juice exponentially when the Teletubbies or Barnie is showing).